While Big Al and Mrs. Nef are away, I got this whole place to myself. They think these simpleton sheets can stop me from sleeping on the couch eh? Well watcha gonna do about it now? MWAHAHHA suckaz!!! *sniff sniff* Hold on sec, I think I smell my salmon soufflé just finishing up in the oven. Mmmm, I think its gonna be good. Last night Baby Girl and I had Chinese takeout and I’m pretty sure I overtipped the driver. Gah… oh well. “Hey BG! Grab the plates and lets head over to the bedroom! I hear there’s cable in there!” Woooo!