so i thought we’d roll back the clock and look at the ONLY baby picture mrs. nef has of me. yep, the ONLY one. p.s. my feet and head are 4 times bigger than the center part of me. what’s up with that?
okay so here’s a photo of me getting in trouble with someone who will remain nameless. ( i tried to hide in the bushes when it was time to go in) so i drew a fun heart on his face because i know he still loves me.


Big boys, how comes it looks like you have human lips when youse wuz a baby tyke? Did you get dem cut off or wuz you chewin’ on dem bubble gums lips? hey man you owe me a quarter still, and where’s my hobo tool
YO BIG AL! man, i was hopin’ you wouldn’t bring up the lips thing. i know, i KNOW it looks like they’re human lips. doooooooooooooode, i lost the hobo tool in the bushes sorry.
well, find it cuz my gam gams hurt biting open cans
you got it go-go-gam-gam. i’ll go sneak out while nef is makin’ din din.
Yeah for reals big boy; whats up with the lips? Thats the first thing I see when looking at that picture. I’m glad i’m not the only one. But its cool, BB. People pay big money for lips like those.
Wow! That’s so funny about your lips?! I didn’t even notice – I was trying to figure out why you think your head and arms are 4 times bigger than your body… Very sexy.