YO DOGS, i just got off work and headed to the club. i really hope Mrs. Nef and Big Al don’t find out. oh man, would i be in trouble…

you guys know how i’m always trying to make some extra $$dough$$…

well this week i’m a security guard. would YOU mess with this?

i didn’t think so.

if you missed the video of my teeth being brushed then you missed out! it was just a “treat” to wet the appetites… HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA

sumtines it’s juz the dodes hangin’ cuz datz what we dooze.

Anyone else as prepared as me? I’m getting ready for Cinco de Miyo (May 5th). I’m makin’ margaritas and avocado dip.

This one is goin’ out to Marnie. She wanted a close-up. So here’s an artsy close up of this magic.

This post isn’t really about me ( however, i am in the photo can you find me?) it’s really about art. this is a sculpture that mrs. nef bought at a thrift store for ONLY a dollar can you believe it?! it was written on his back with a sharpie. anyway, mrs. nef loves him even though his horn broke off and big Al was cleaning up the yard and wanted to burn him. i got caught in the middle like always … we all decided it’d be best to keep him for a while longer. phew.

PLEASE … do not try this at home.

While Big Al and Mrs. Nef are away, I got this whole place to myself. They think these simpleton sheets can stop me from sleeping on the couch eh? Well watcha gonna do about it now? MWAHAHHA suckaz!!! *sniff sniff* Hold on sec, I think I smell my salmon soufflé just finishing up in the oven. Mmmm, I think its gonna be good. Last night Baby Girl and I had Chinese takeout and I’m pretty sure I overtipped the driver. Gah… oh well. “Hey BG! Grab the plates and lets head over to the bedroom! I hear there’s cable in there!” Woooo!

mrs. nef is cleaning and I’m too tired to get out of the way.

check it … big Al doesn’t even know he’s being “hunted.” WHAHH HHHHAAAAAA HHAAAAAAA

big Al runs in the morning and then i’m his coach when he gets back. this is us relaxing after breakkie. as you can see that’s his chair and i’m on my chair.

(p.s. mrs. nef’s camera sucks that’s why it’s out of focus, sorry! )

It’s that season again …

one must careful of our delicate fur. One must wear a hat when going outside. My friend Giomay would like to demonstrate.

payback is a bitch.

today’s happenings:

i woke up late, ate some cat-chow and drank some water. i go back to bed and SOMEONE was laying there. so instead of telling her to get out of town i made my self comfortable.